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Written by ANS
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Boulder-Springs CO (ANSNow)
The British Home Office today lodged a formal complaint with U.S. Presidential Candidate T. Emory "Em" Gideon's campaign headquarters. Two weeks ago, when British troops were being held by the Iranian government, Gideon is reported to have said in a speech to the Colorado Conservative Coalition. "Who gives a sh*t? They're not Americans." The Home Office is requesting a formal, personal apology. Calls to Gideon campaign headquarters have not been returned. 
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Written by YBN Health News
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A recent survey indicates that none of the country's wealthiest business leaders have a problem with paying the trendy high deductibles for health care. Ninety percent of the top 100 would pay $5,000 to $7,500 in annual deductibles without batting an eye. Interestingly, Damien Grade, number twenty on the list, indicated that he would resist the high deductible and be compelled to generate additional compensation from his company, Grade Holdings, to cover it. |
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Written by YBN / ANSnow!
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October 18, 2007 - BREAKING NEWS (ANS)... An unidentified woman, a member of the Vice President's security team, has jumped to her death from the helicopter designated Marine Two over the Yampa Valley in western Colorado. It has been confirmed that the security officer who jumped was distraught that her weapon accidentally discharged earlier today, killing Colorado Congressman Nolan Trueax. We will be updating this story as it develops. |
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Written by Hagen Nordlund
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Solace Creek, Colorado (ANS) - Colorado Congressman T. Emory Gideon just announced that he is a candidate for President in 2008. In a radical WebSpeech, Gideon decried immigration -- as usual -- and the First Amendment -- as usual. We at York Broadcast Network are not expecting this run to last long, even with the backing of Acolytica and Evangelical Crossway America.
In words that my analyst would approve -- Gideon is a nutcase.
To see the full text of his WebSpeech visit his campaign website. We doubt it will be up for long.
Nordlund.
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Written by ANS - Wire
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October 18, 2007 - Boulder-Springs Colorado (ANS)... Nolan Trueax, four-term congressman from Colorado's seventh congressional district, died today after being accidentally shot by a member of the Vice President's security team. Details are forthcoming. Trueax had been under fire for his recent proposal of a piece of legislation HB7-1231, that established strict limitations and controls on war-time profits by American companies. Nicknamed "Corpacite Swatter", the legislation proprosed broad and sweeping changes to the tax code in addition to creating a new class of Federal crime.
Under Trueax's proposed legistation, 80% of a company's war-related profits would be divided equally among the war's disabled casualties and surviving families. To substantially increase the bite, and to counter recent moves to repeal Sarbanes-Oxley legislation, HB7-1231 permanently erased tax deductions for the salaries and other compensation paid to the top 10% of any company's employees, regardless of the war-time provisions of the bill. Services for Congressman Trueax have not been scheduled at this time, and the President declined to order a period of mourning for the fallen representative. |
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